On You Scroll You Petty Troll
A Poem and Serious to Light-hearted Ode to Internet trolls I’ve had such lovely encounters with on Social Media in 2022, especially TikTok
To the TikTok streets, she goes
Upset and mad, self-righteousness and sad
On you scroll you petty troll
And to start, you pick apart
With ridicule, and words so cruel, you are anything but cool
Take several seats, I said sit down, it's time we women take your crown,
it's like your face got stuck like that
from your 2-year frown.
A Queen your not, because you won't stop
Your judgemental ways
The hurt you've caused to some people,
sometimes will last for days
Do you have a grudge?
Look how you desperately judge,
Oh my goodness! Work on you!
It's like you won't budge
From your uptight, thinking-your-always-right
Your ignorance was learned
My respect you haven't earned
It's time for this fallen, lowly, shady...
Don't even try to body shame!
Sit back for a moment and listen to how you sound.
You sound LAME!
So on you scroll you petty troll